Tristan

8x undisputed beer pong champ #shortking

[Tristan @Tjw141]

Hot girls always have some random health condition

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I have a void that only a club can fulfill

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I saw Megan Moroney with brown hair and I’m changed forever

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She likes my AT4 fr

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@PardonMyTake all time AWL

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I’m healed now send me a girl with dyed hair split down the middle

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@kody_ocean 630-315 baby

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Fuck Jalen Carter

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My life goals

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@caymenbishop Thank you sir

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@caymenbishop The commissioner of the new league I’m in told me it was amazing??

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Women love having a good conversation with me and unmatching me the next day!

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This might be a hot take but the Coke machines with a bunch of flavors suck so fucking bad

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Sorry for not paying attention I was looking at hot girls on tiktok

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Sometiems Theo Von hits you straight in the feels

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It ain’t perfect but I don’t mind

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I hope everyone has a cash money week

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Play me in 8 ball or I don’t like you

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Hey siri play dark till daylight by Morgan Wallen

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@smolbanhbao Nah bc same