M r P a r t y 🍹💦

They Say I Could Be Anything So I Become A Hoe🍆🙈
#ImPettyAF
#ImFvckingSavage
#MiJustTalkMiMind

[M r P a r t y 🍹💦 @TlouAshley2]

Flat ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours

[lebo 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @lebzaaa01]

Those girls who say: "Kego rata ka lerato la love" Will break your heart. "Ukhale isikhalo sika cry" 😭😭😢😢😂

[NOCHILL VODCAST @NOCHILL_VODCAST]

When April's fool day is over and she is still pregnant .....

[NOCHILL VODCAST @NOCHILL_VODCAST]

Konje you need old school vans , adidas track pants and what else to be a cool kid?

[NOCHILL VODCAST @NOCHILL_VODCAST]

Nobody walks faster than a guy going to fetch his imaginary gun after being moered.

[NOCHILL VODCAST @NOCHILL_VODCAST]

Dear ladies , Real fuck boys are found at church , playing the piano or drums . Thank you !!

[NOCHILL VODCAST @NOCHILL_VODCAST]

Whites : Shut up, we're watching TV!

Zulus : Siyicime simamele wena?

[NOCHILL VODCAST @NOCHILL_VODCAST]

Raise your hand if you look shy but Actually you're naughty AF

[Motšhweneng @KaraboRiley]

All those who didn't want to share the secret code that makes your E250's speaker louder... are y'all sound engineers now?

[Yanga @Yanga_Co]

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

[Beat Makers Market @BeatMakersLife]

what if Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.

[Beat Makers Market @BeatMakersLife]

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? -- He had no body to go with him!

[M r P a r t y 🍹💦 @TlouAshley2]

It's Lit🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/zrdg2xAREP

[Gini @bundu76]

Girls from Sosha will cheat on you and ask "bjanong Okwatile"?😔🤗😂😂😂

[Jameson Mothapo @JamesonC_M]

If you think lawyers are the best liars, then you haven't met girls from Sosha.

[Sbs Mapholoba @MapholobaSbs]

#DissAProvince Batho ba Limpopo rekopa di ingredients tsa Lightning ⚡

[Kamakazi @KKZ_Kamakazi]

After having sex with a girl from Limpopo using
a condom she will be telling her
friends:"yoh chomi his pipi is new,its still
in a plastic.

🤣😅😂🤣🔥🤣🔥