Thomas Murphy

Pariah

[Thomas Murphy @Tmurphhhh]

Hey @espn your Prudential ads keep stalling out while I’m trying to stream the Paul/Wong match. Really annoying to have to exit and restart the stream every time the ad shows.

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@Xandr1205 @nbcsnl @cher Moonstruck* reference

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@DailyLoud

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@loisgriffinstan Claire, it’s French.

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@kellendria21 And you didn’t even like it 🥲

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Living in Manhattan means dodging food delivery bikers while complaining your UberEats is taking too long.

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@NBCOlympics @peacock why aren’t you showing the score at all for the Muchova match? Are we supposed to guess?

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@NBCOlympics @peacock why aren’t you showing the tennis score at all for the Muchova match? Are we supposed to guess?

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Missed opportunity to have Miss France screaming each country during the opening ceremonies #Olympics2024

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Yeah, totally similar @netflix

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#USOpen

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I love Serena, but @espn instead of watching her practice you put on the exciting end to the Ruud / Paul match?

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Last night of swimming - @DanHicksNBC @RowdyGaines can you please reveal the identity of the air horn blower? Asking for a friend. #Olympics

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@nbc you started the @serenawilliams match 3 games late due to running a piece on Federer’s withdrawal, and the majority of your awful commentary is about male players. Get it together, the #goat is playing. #RolandGarros

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Does anyone else read the fishing reactions in the Target Lady’s voice, or is it just me? #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon #acnh

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@realDonaldTrump send n00dz

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@MBTA your fare hike went into effect TODAY, and I’m standing at Park at peak rush hour waiting on the #RedLine, which is clearly delayed. Yet, no text alert? #goodjob #boston

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@MBTA no AC on the red line this morning. Sounds like a great idea to me! #boston #mbta #RedLine

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@MBTA so glad the fare hike is happening amidst the absolutely dismal performance of the red line. I definitely feel like I’m getting my money’s worth. Definitely.

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At a bar listening to Dancing On My Own Buy WHY ISNT IT @robynkonichiwa ??? What a f*cking farce. Robyn I ❤️ you.