Trevor Nelson

I’ve been known as an adventurous asshole

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

Pleasing girls isn't expensive. It costs $0.00 to let her sit on your face

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And lead us not into temptation …

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

@stewdawg22 @AIDS808 @AllergicToDumbs @ginnyhogan_ Cum again?

[samantha @milkygoddess]

unfortunately they were right. eating 3 meals a day and exercising and not drinking alcohol and getting 8 hours of sleep does make you feel good

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Wheat could be 50 bucks a bushel for 10 years in a row and 20% of the trucks in line at the elevator would still be 50 year old single screws with no brakes

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

@BratonColby Happy birthday @IanMunsick love you dearly

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

i just got a youtube ad for a testosterone supplement and no joke it was like 15 guys giving testimonials about 'how big their loads are now'. all of them used the word load over and over again. I can't find the video in non ad form or I'd share it. please believe me

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

Me: it’s 2022 how do we still have wars? @boyer_jamison “idk dude Vladimir Putin needs an edible”

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

@boyer_jamison “there’s a war going on on the other side of the world and we’re on our way to buy a snowmobile”😂😂😂

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

idk bout y’all but i’m 🅿️ushing de🅿️ression

[Tahzjuan Hawkins @TahzjuanHawkins]

Don't forget how bad you wanted what you currently have

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

[savannah @savannahdeso]

my favorite thing to do….? hmmmmmm, probably clenching my jaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

@MartzAustin ✋🏻

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

@MartzAustin Shit*

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

@MartzAustin There*

[Trevor Nelson @Tnelson92]

My favorite part about working in the construction industry is when every middle aged man brings their radio to the job site and turns it to that oldies station that plays the same six songs from the 80’s over and over all day everyday