Nate Burns

You win some, you lose some

[Nate Burns @Tnnate11]

Ya boi is done with probation and back on the bullshit

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

Someone invest in me I’m boutta release adderall vapes

[JB @Jbizzle813]

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to box a white owl white grape in your homie car parked in a sketchy plaza listening to some shit like this..

[Are we human or are we Danzig? @FrankCrappa]

Me after 6 Miller High Lifes.

[Nate Burns @Tnnate11]

@SLIMETO380000 I thought it was pronounced cocaine

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Went to Panda express, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

has everyone lost their goddamn minds

[✰. @swagoszn_]

As an adult, you really need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes. Doing absolutely nothing for a whole day

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[know1on @know1on]

@WeeklyMMA_X Haha. Delulu coach. That’s how u know ilia is never winning again.

[Sin City Alerts @SinCityAlerts]

Las Vegas - Casino Security on the LV Strip responding to a disturbance in a restroom - caller reports an intoxicated male urinated on him through a gap in the stall while caller was using a toilet - subject apologized to caller saying he “thought his friend was in that stall”

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Smoked weed for the first time in 6 months last night and felt like I was in the principals office for 3 hours

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

First season Kenny Powers is the best Kenny Powers

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jason Bateman’s Pepper Brooks in DODGEBALL (2004) has to be one of the most underrated comedy characters ever.

[BigHairyVols @BigHairyVols]

Idc who’s in office can we do this UFC thing at the White House annually lmao

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn

AMERICA 🇺🇸