Jeff Allard

Nostalgic Nerd. Tweets about comics and movies mostly.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@UpToTASK It's all coming together! 😆

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@UpToTASK I'm guessing whoever this Sentry looking dude is will be a part of the team too and be a significant heavy hitter.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

Zdarsky and Checchetto together again, and on The Avengers? Oh hell yes!! And this is the team they're gonna have? Let's gooooo!!

[Marvel Comics @MarvelComicsHQ]

In the wake of ‘Avengers: Armageddon,’ Earth’s Mightiest Survivors assemble in Chip Zdarsky and Marco Checchetto’s ‘Avengers’ #1, coming this November. Scroll to learn more 🧵⬇️

🎨: Marco Checchetto

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@HQNewsNow When even TMZ has more credentials as a news organization than CBS. Great job, morons.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

Yet another issue teeming with breathtaking visuals, courtesy of Devmalya Pramanik. There's a ton of incredible art in comics rn, but this run is consistently on another level. And that's matched by the unflagging energy of Jed MacKay's storytelling. So pumped for Midnight Sons.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

I hope this does well, if nothing else than as a fuck you to misogynist assholes.

[Geek Vibes Nation @GeekVibesNation]

#Supergirl is reportedly doing very well in pre-sales and is even outpacing Marvel’s #Thunderbolts

(@GlobalBoxOffice)

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

Tarantino has been sliding into clown territory for years, but it seems to be accelerating. Sad to see.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Quentin Tarantino Says Post-Pandemic Movies Are Riddled by "Flaws, Miscast Performers or Just Plain Stupid S***" https://t.co/v9PIOWjo5s

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

I loved this show back in the day. I was old enough to be fully aware it was trash, but it was glorious trash. The ninja craze of the early '80s gave us nothing but gold. Every time you turned around, there was more ninja shit to enjoy. What a time to be alive.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

The Master (1984). Lee Van Cleef is a ninja master in this short-lived NBC TV show, returning to America to find his daughter. Tim Van Patten (later to direct The Sopranos) is his hot-headed apprentice. Bill Conti did the exciting theme music.

Pitched as a rival to the A-Team, the dynamic ninja duo drive around in a van helping strangers in distress, having exciting fights and generally doing all the usual master/apprentice tropes. Only 13 episodes were made and maybe that was enough.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@Acyn If he's so good at these tests, have him take one publicly, administered by an objective physician.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@HQNewsNow If only these people could experience consequences for being this stupid. Sadly, it's everyone else who has to pay the price for these morons who belatedly discover what was obvious all along, while they keep being rich, entitled assholes who just shrug and say "Huh, who knew?"

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@atrupar The next question should be "Can you list the actual conflicts that he ended?"

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

Good. It would be insane to put this on digital now. Keep it exclusive to theaters until at least July. People will keep showing up.

[Geek Vibes Nation @GeekVibesNation]

Obsession has been removed from NBCUniversal’s digital release calendar, where it had been scheduled to arrive on June 2.

The move suggests Curry Barker’s breakout hit could now receive a 45-day exclusive theatrical window

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@RonFilipkowski Do these people ever get tired of being pathetic?

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

Love seeing indie horror movies killing it. I roll my eyes, however, at the jump to point to this as some seismic cultural shift. For decades, one of the most regular box office phenomenons is low budget horror movies coming out of nowhere and exploding.
https://t.co/kNH37SBXwT

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@atrupar Is "the media" why I'm paying twice as much to fill up my car every week? These smug assholes can't be out of power fast enough.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@emeriticus This is exactly why Republicans find it virtually impossible to abandon Trump. Admitting he's been an embarrassing failure means owning up to the fact that they were the easily duped idiots everyone said they were. Sticking with Trump is the only way to stave off humiliation.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@sephius1999 Yup. These people are irredeemably stupid.

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@ManaByte It's been memory holed that fans hated ROTJ when it came out.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@NancyMace TFW you know you gave it all up for nothing.

[Jeff Allard @ToAllard]

@NancyMace Absolutely pathetic. It'd be sad, if she didn't deserve every bit of this.