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[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Y’all! The Cruise scammer is apparently a pastor.

[𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑙𝑎 @ang3lbonez]

Mfs who whine over food are annoying as fuckk

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

I know you guys consume a lot of American content and assume America’s political landscape functions like ours. HOWEVER, we do not directly vote for mayors in South Africa. You vote in the LGE for councillors and then Mayors are directly elected by the municipal council, not you.

[halsey @halsey]

It’s sad bc the balance of apathy and perfectionism they aspire to doesn’t exist. You have to try then fail. You can’t be effortless. It takes effort. I love my cringey tumblr poetry. teenage me singing in the mall. You try, you cringe, you fail and you learn to succeed. Fuck em.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

I remember one time a guy at Club gave me R2k to buy drinks for me and my friends. We went outside one by one then requested Uber to home...

I bought groceries the next day👍🏿😭😭

[kai 🐝 @cowboylikekaiii]

some of you are WAYYY to comfortable with how y’all talk about people on the internet

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Wait Ciara’s pregnancy announcement was on SABC news????? Guys?
Are we short of news hey? South Africa is literally a movie.

[Sandipantswtf @sandipantswtf]

My favorite part about the Christian God is how he protects his favorites and sometimes kills his less favorite other children in front of them to show his favorites how special they are.

[𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚❤️‍🔥🗡️ @GatitaDisidente]

“Las mujeres trans no son hombres que interpretan el rol de mujeres, sino mujeres que, desde la adolescencia o incluso antes, fueron forzadas a interpretar el rol de hombres. ¿Cómo es que algo tan sencillo no le cabe en la cabeza a tanta gente?”

[DYKE BABY DADDY @SNTLRNTSTNR]

THIS GIFJDJDJSJDJSJJSJD

[Langa @_Langaman]

Do you guys remember when it used to rain then Eskom would tell us the coal got wet and thus there was no electricity.

This country is a crime scene 😂

[☁️ @nembuIa]

There’s no real reason (unless economic) as to why Showmax shutdown. Basically, we don’t have have a streaming app that includes both international and local shows anymore. (dstv stream is still a cable service before anything✋🏽)

[Umlingiswa osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Ungayifaki kwi account izodleka

[ʎqqɐ🦋 @aabbyn_]

this but applying to jobs🫩🫩🫩

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The One That Got Away’ by Katy Perry rises to a new peak of #3 (+3) on the Global Spotify chart with 2.9 million streams, 15 years after its release.

[𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐀 🐻 @MightBePapa]

& they were ALL BLACK.

[✨BSFFR✨ @Cha0sMVP]

I think we should do an annual shut down to get some order round this mf. The earth started healing itself 🙂‍↕️

[Jagman @Jagman4sho]

Funeral food is called mogoga/maswe/dibe, in Setswana. No seasoning, no flavour, and gal bladder of ceremonial animal should be infused in the food. To remind people that they’re not there to enjoy. Our ancestors knew how contemptuous people can be. Respect the occasion…