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A double major in Shade.

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Carrie, you know who would have had this whole funeral planned out by the time you woke up in the morning? Samantha! #AndJustLikeThat #AJLT #SATC

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Kyle and Teddi on WWHL. #RHOBH

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LOL at these previews. First Dorit, and now Garcelle are giving us a personal story right off the bat! They both said the fans won’t accuse of not having one this season! #RHOBH

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No wonder Kyle never made it as an actress, because this scene she’s written for her and Mauricio to perform is falling flat. #RHOBH

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Teenagers are something….and that’s all I’ll say about this scene with Garcelle and her boys. #RHOBH

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Dorit setting up this divorce storyline for next season! Work Dorit WORK! #RHOBH

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Not Dorit is serving Kyle this Trader Joe’s ready to serve salad and this digiorno pizza for dinner lol #RHOBH

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Okay, I’m going to need all new assistants/associates/employees of these housewives to be seen and NOT HEARD. It’s so obvious they want their camera time. #RHOBH

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I’m glad Kyle finally admitted that she let R*nna and Erika go after Kathy on her behalf. We’ve all known she’ll never have her sisters back, glad she’s finally started saying it out loud. #RHOBH

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Erika must have come straight from her acting class because what is this monologue and with these tears? Girl. #RHOBH

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Sutton, TEA!!!! 😲 PK had a woman in the car when he got his DUI????? #RHOBH

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Dorit isn’t wasting anytime this season with clocking the girls. She said y’all won’t accuse me of not clocking in from the start, IKTR! #RHOBH

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Erika starting the season lying lol girl we know you’re on Ozempic, Manjaro or one of them diet pills! #RHOBH

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I do like that we’re starting the season with a group get together! #RHOBH

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Okay, can we do away with the spiritual therapists trope on housewives now? #RHOBH

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Who cares that Jessel moved right before they started filming? Thankfully she did or this season would have flopped because there would have been no one there to carry it! 😏 #RHONY

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They say Jessel’s party was dry with bad wine and Jessel says not bad like Erin’s party and it wasn’t on my invitation. Erin retorts with I’m not a PR person like you!

Erin can’t take joke EVER. Such a Debbie downer. #RHONY

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Brynn said I work a real job Sai, not pose in the middle of the street for cash! #RHONY

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Lol I see a theme going on. The “circle of trust” includes Erin, Sai and Brynn but then Brynn repeats everything they say anyway after their meeting. Mess! #RHONY

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The fact that in their “circle of trust” they discuss everyone else’s business but their own 😒 #RHONY

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Not Ubah is admitting to have been an abusive partner in past relationships….😳 #RHONY