Phin

Lyricist, phonicist, musicist, harmonicist. | he/him

[Phin @ToInPhinity]

I suppose the show itself is religious, but I don't believe the vegetables themselves are inherently practicing Christians. They tell Bible stories to earn a living.

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wait YuGiOhs are a cereal brand right?

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@savvygavey okay who died and made you king of grammar

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"Who died and made you XYZ?" Presumably the former XYZ otherwise there death would be unrelated why does this question exist, let's take it out of the idiom book

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@whodesigns_1 Bert shirt from Sesame Street set

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@cincopedia I think it was a Hadestown concept album situation, not a jukebox musical

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@cincopedia Also!!! As much as I love stuff like Six or Hadestown for innovating the genre I LOVE the Suffs score win because it’s the first score win in a while to be showtunes!! Like, the genre of showtunes

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@OPootis Okay but you can swap West Side Story and The Frogs it’s okay I won’t be upset

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Marsupials are just the legumes of animals

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Wouldn’t it be funny if you had to sign an NDA which did nothing but ban you from talking about said NDA

It would be so strange you would want to talk about it but you CAN’T because you SIGNED IT so have you have to pretend it’s like a Twitter hypothetical or something

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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Take these broken wings and learn to fly

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@cincopedia That one does! (I’m pointing)

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@curtmega That’s not true I am

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@lielikecrazy WELL IT ISN’T THE REGULAR WALL OF CHINA

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@MrJoeIconis tagging you in this thread for peer review

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I believe they should remake the Sweeney Todd movie with the following elevated cast:

Lovett: Piggy
Turpin: Uncle Deadly
Beadle: Rizzo
Anthony: Kermit
Johanna: Gonzo
Pirelli: Fozzie
Tobias: Robin? Maybe?
Beggar Woman: Janis
Sweeney: I need help with this one but he’s a human

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Seymour: Gonzo
Audrey: Rizzo
Audrey II: Human
Orin: Pepé
Urchins: The Electric Mayhem (who did not get the doo-wop memo)
Mushnik: Statler and Waldorf*

*This changes the name of the song to “Mushnik and Mushnik and Son”

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Just kidding, Kermit is Bobby, Larry is human