Just called my coworker (✡️) and buddy’s voicemail said:
“Hi this is _____, sorry I couldn’t get to the phone. Please leave your name, number, credit card information and social security number in order to purchase a call back.” #WatDatMean
1 time I was playin in the AFC Championship and it was like kinda crunch time right
I fucked up and got a taunting penalty 🤣🤣
To make matters worse I then fumbled the ball at the goal line. We lost🤣 shit had me tightttt. Close with burning tongue tho