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I usually post song lyrics way out of context.

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Just learned what a camisole is - cool name. Why is the only men's shirt like this called a wife beater?

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People who sign off emails with their initials, are you clinging on to your childhood nickname or just a very slow typist?

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Why is a “country mile” implicitly longer than a regular mile? I’d argue that traveling a mile in a city takes way longer than in the countryside once you factor in traffic.

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When I see “100% Genuine Leather”, I like to think the cow it came from was just a really honest and good dude.

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Just saw an undergrad student ask Siri what 12 * 6 is. We are doomed

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What is the point of a cornucopia?

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What if purgatory is an airport where you endlessly walk the concourse to a gate that never comes

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@AboutTheArthur @durarbayli This dude got “offended” because they added the flag of a territory he doesn’t agree with. Talk about a fragile ego. He only wants UN recognized countries…isn’t the UN a political organization?

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“For your information” is way more passive aggressive than “fyi”

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@KingArthurHS Spoken like a true free lancer

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I was talking to someone who said they only did freelance work. Can’t believe they get paid to break people named Lance out of prison.

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I’ve got skeletons in my closet right next to Balenciaga.

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What are the pronouns of Artificial Intelligence?

They/I

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@KingArthurHS Funny concept for a vampire skit

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Might be the worst tier list I’ve ever seen.

[TierMaker @TierMaker]

Nearly ***6,000*** submitted user tier lists have concluded this is The Definitive Rapper Ranking.

https://t.co/vBZFG6qWIL

Don't argue with the consensus. These are the facts.

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Rashford is having a better overall season than Erling Haaland.

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My definition of world peace: every Tupperware company uniting on a consistent shape and lid

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@fc_stoppagetime @BrekShea Hannibal Mejbri aka Sideshow Bob has to make an appearance. Also not really feeling the Haaland pick. I think the viking look died with his ancestors.

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One day Anthony Fantano will stop making music reviews and we will all cry.