After a hiatus for some life stuff like, oh, the work I actually get paid to do, I'm back with TWO new chapters. And one of them finally contains smut. Because I love you all. https://t.co/RbbUULuvN2 and https://t.co/U11TVpN9KF.
Finally at the point in this chapter where I have to clench my jaw, do some more research, and fill in the gap where I’d previously just written “write a bunch more stuff here later.”
On vacation and at the bar writing fanfic.
Cute guy next to me, nodding at my laptop and maybe flirting: “Are you working?”
Me: *nervous laugh* “Uh, no, not working.”
Cute guy: “Then you should have another drink!” *buys me another drink*
Reader, this can’t end well. 😂
@LetiziaMB_ Many thanks! I've been crazy busy lately, but I'm currently on vacation and am hoping to get a lot done over the next few days. As far as recs, I've been dependent on this list (although I've read everything on it at least once now): https://t.co/0ChNmBpyMn
Until we get TWOW, I will never have enough post-ADWD J/B fic. I‘ll read it 1000 different ways. Make it tropey. Make it fluffy. Make it angsty. Make it slow burn. Make them get married on the Quiet Isle. Make them fuck in some burned-out inn in the Riverlands. I’ll read it all.
The most relatable fics are written by thirty-five year olds who just want their characters to sleep together in a *very* comfortable bed and wake up well-rested in a way they’ve “never been before.”
Them: Jaime and Brienne‘s relationship is platonic.
[Actual Plato scholar, Dr. Jay Kennedy: ...Some say Plato invented romance, but, for him, erotic passion was a spiritual force that helps us find our true selves within the deepest human bond.]
Me: Oh yes, 100% platonic.
@jesterkoops @varysisamanmaid@_ginmo@emilysnora And in her feverish state, she even thinks of it as THE MAGIC SWORD JAIME GAVE HER. I will never in a million years be over this, George.
This looks like the best worst thing ever. Will I hate-watch it while wrapping Christmas presents then have a second glass of whiskey halfway through it and cry by the end because my sarcastic cynicism is just a cover for my bottomless well of feeeeelings? Probably.
Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Whitehouse star in the perfectly-titled holiday rom-com, The Knight Before Christmas. She plays a kind science teacher who has been disillusioned by love and he's the cursed medieval knight she must help return to his time — FIRST LOOK:
Watched a YouTube video abt a book-based Winterfell design. According to his math, 100k soldiers could fit on the ramparts. But he notes you obviously couldn’t feed that many people for long in a siege, and they might RUN OUT OF BEDS, thus justifying the premise of 1000 fanfics.
Happy National Coming Out Day. It feels like an appropriate time to repost my profile pic, which remains perhaps the most accurate depiction of my sexuality.