Mo✨

Inexperienced writer, amateur web developer

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

@NonyeKings Nope

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

I can’t cook anything I don’t eat

That’s why I can’t make pap and okra

[Mmimi Odogwu🥰 @NonyeKings]

I can’t cook anything that no one else will eat with me.
I haven’t made chicken in a while just cos my colleague I share food with doesn’t like chicken.
It’s not worth the stress.

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

@azeezaa__ You be fake lover

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me after fighting with my only person I talk to

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

@Ayoelesho Because every tailor is veekee James abi.

You people are being dishonest

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

In all of these HMO conversations

I’m just finding out it’s not companies that pay for the HMOs and it’s deducted from my salary 😭😭😭

My money just Dey waste mehn

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

Y'all don't dance in DL??
Sorry for your loss

[Black Zinari, your Cyberpet🦋🍷 @microbialawyer]

Now we know why dancing in Deeper Life is frowned at. Not because it is wrong in itself but because of this.

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

@azeezaa__ Can’t quit bread my dear

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

You doctor
Your sister tailor

Oya now 🙌🏽

[Dr. Shak🩺 @realbig_shak]

This is my sister. She’s 27. She married at 21 and had her first child at same age. She now has 3 children. She is also a graduate and a professional seamstress.

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

Ah 😭😭😭

[Saleema😍 @Saleemansurrm]

You like my lil shape 🔴❤️

[𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖘 ✞ ❤︎ @RindsstotheMax]

Every clip and photo I’ve seen from this movie looks like one of those dreams you have when you’re down with malaria

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

Left home really late today and discovered my office is less than 20 minutes from my house, but Lagos traffic makes me spend 1 hour 30 minutes

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

My brand new niece can see bruh

[𝗠𝘂��𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Yall remember when babies used to be born with they eyes close for like a day or 3 ?

What happened to that? lol

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

Or work for a start up 😭

[- Niffssss??? @The_hanifah]

If you ask someone what they do and they mention like 5 things, they’re jobless

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

This meeting has been going on for hourssss

I just wanna watch TikTok 😭😭😭

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

Breast feeding is not even cheaper, cos the person providing the milk will eat ehnnnnn

Not having kids >>>>>>

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

Exclusive breastfeeding is always cheaper.

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

@Ummulkhair_as Person no fit live fake life in peace 😔

[Mo✨ @To_larny]

I say this to my boyfriend anytime he wants to rage bait me 😂😂😂

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

"no put me for talk" is such a grammatical masterpiece.