@TheSituationn__@its_Dsoma@kryptor776 It's literally $499 and comes with Mario Kart World free.
I'm not sure you live on the same planet as the rest of us.
Jensen Huang getting caught with a suspected Chinese spy is not a national security crisis. It's the greatest liquidity event in market history.
He's running the Lou Pai Enron playbook to perfection. How do you dump billions in $NVDA at the absolute peak of the AI bubble without spooking the tape or triggering an SEC/DOJ insider trading? You get a divorce judge to legally force you to liquidate the position.
Zero regulatory blowback. Generational bag secured. 🏆 Undisputed GOAT.
Regulators hate this one simple trick.