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Artist, nerd, knitter

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@AverageJer Light of fireworks shirtless while it’s still light out

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I would rather be sprayed by a skunk than use Lume

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@AverageJer

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@bracehemmelgarn @baseballphotogs Congratulations, Brace!

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@FurlessMother @AverageJer Yes, she definitely would have earned a handshake! (I got to eat 2!)

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If I need to leave the world with one piece of advice - one pearl of unblemished wisdom it is this: make an appointment at the DMV. And for God's sake, fill out the form they send to you in advance! This may save (three to eight hours of) your life one day.

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This one lol

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@AverageJer We are due for some enchiladas, so yes!

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Slowly the enchiladas I have loved moved from a tomato based sauce to a peppers based sauce and my life is better for it

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Pit at Xcel Pearl Jam tickets are the best seats I’ve had in years!

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@FrankConniff What the actual

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Maybe i am wrong, but it seems like most 90s romantic comedies are hilarious tales of people stalking each other

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@AverageJer Xex!

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I feel like we need to treat Twitter - I mean X - like Zorbaz now. Xveryone uXe x for XvXry other lXttXr toXchieve maXXimum Xiness!

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Loving Mother Only Wants Daughter To Be Different In Every Possible Way https://t.co/J9mXAcdejs

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@TravisM88816645 @DateDateline Huh? Kimberly is genuinely funny, she can't help if she makes herself laugh too

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All I want for Mothers Day is to play Tears of the Kingdom for like 36 hours out of the next 48. I think that's a fair ask

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Finished this toad and started on some new fun stuff. Happy finally spring!

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@AverageJer The dog barf was my gift to you!

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@RichardGarriott It is truly scary.