Toad in the Hole FC

Less than Amateur football club

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Manager Liam H. 👽(left) handing a well-deserved trophy to Player of the Pre-Season BRADLEY M. 🦁(right)

Well In son,
Remember you don’t have to eat them frozen this time. I went round your house and fixed ur microwave 👍🏻

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Jaidan Ballsy celebrating a clean, clinical, top corner finish tonight. Warra goal

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Jaidan Ballsy celebrating with a backflip after his hat trick tonight

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Connor is out for this evening, live footage as to why:

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Brad after selling his bike to pay for food. (He now rides to matches on his skateboard)

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🚨🚨🚨Just got Mo Salah on a free transfer, Toad in the Hole FC are cooking

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Mo Salah essayant de revenir sur le terrain après avoir été mené au score contre la RD Congo #EGYRDC

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Jaidan Ballsy celebrating with a backflip after his hat trick tonight

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🚨🚨🚨HE IS BLOODY BACK, THE BLACK BANDIT HES BACK FROM HIS BAN🚨🚨🚨

GAMBLING MAN JAIDAN BALLSY HAS RETURNED FROM GAMBLING BAN

AFTER LOSING £4,300,000 on 1 bet last year. (The bet was 5-1 Chelsea wins the league). Jaidan has made his return

No more debts ✅
Best player ITW✅

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Taylor W. And his sublime roulette last season has earned him a coveted HERO card. As he skipped past, roulette raping his opponent, he got his shot off. Despite an extravagant display of both technical class and true expertise. He missed.

Hyper
Extremely
Red
Object

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MOTM: Toby Y.
1 Assist and an above average performance makes him the best player after a 5-1 loss to GO AHEAD EAGLES GG

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Connor después del sexo con una planta

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Me aged 60 still waiting for Ross to play a minute for Toad in the Hole FC

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God: "You go to hell if you concede more than 9"
Toad in the Hole defence every gameweek:

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Jaidan 50ft below the Atlantic ocean after being told he is not a fish and can in fact drown

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Jarod rn if being criminally underated was arrestable

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James after learning "Blitzkrieg" was not Adama Traore's nickname

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Good Game Bourgeoise Members

The proletariat came out on top today unfortunately!

6-2? Loss sadly, can’t remember the game.

Also Toby sent their goalkeeper to A&E after breaking his shaft

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Liam taking a bath after his solid 7/10 performance tonight

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Happy Birthday Jaidan, birthday party tonight Liek this?

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Lance on his way to the match tonight. (We already had 9, he got dropped)

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Brad after getting his cycling proficiency badge. (He bribed his instructor)

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Brad after a 7:0 loss riding home to his camper van