Manager Liam H. 👽(left) handing a well-deserved trophy to Player of the Pre-Season BRADLEY M. 🦁(right)
Well In son,
Remember you don’t have to eat them frozen this time. I went round your house and fixed ur microwave 👍🏻
🚨🚨🚨HE IS BLOODY BACK, THE BLACK BANDIT HES BACK FROM HIS BAN🚨🚨🚨
GAMBLING MAN JAIDAN BALLSY HAS RETURNED FROM GAMBLING BAN
AFTER LOSING £4,300,000 on 1 bet last year. (The bet was 5-1 Chelsea wins the league). Jaidan has made his return
No more debts ✅
Best player ITW✅
Taylor W. And his sublime roulette last season has earned him a coveted HERO card. As he skipped past, roulette raping his opponent, he got his shot off. Despite an extravagant display of both technical class and true expertise. He missed.
Hyper
Extremely
Red
Object
Good Game Bourgeoise Members
The proletariat came out on top today unfortunately!
6-2? Loss sadly, can’t remember the game.
Also Toby sent their goalkeeper to A&E after breaking his shaft