ToanoftheSun

Lover of memes, provider of streams.

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@beklikesplants

[Dr.madison swagasin @mMadisonMadness]

Hi everyone, since I was just laid off Jake and I could really use some help on the bills we have now from Boba's vet trip. Please don't feel any pressure to donate but shares are greatly appreciated. Thank you so much to everyone who has reached out. https://t.co/ABODnJWp1w

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@rPhazeart You can't be doing this to me on a Sunday. I can't be looking at Twitter and feeling. Thank you.

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@Theghostoflamln I might be forced to take your user name.

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The puppy has found her new favorite game which is chase. She doesn't like when I run though so I can only walk at her like a horror movie. So now I play Michael Myers piano theme on my phone while holding it like a knife. She hears that first note and it's time to zoom.

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@Mooswa_1 Something about relaying information doesn't come with a choice I guess. I'm still lost in the sauce.

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Apparently when your wife tells you the inlaws want to visit, "double it and give it to the next person." Isn't an acceptable response.

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@naut1carose_ Having a second set of people to disappoint is a ride.

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@MakL0VIN I'm a well kept secret I guess.

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@theryne10 I prefer my pipes analog.

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Tried the new Spotify ai dj and had a pretty normal time myself. Then found out I might not know anything about my wife when I recommended she try it, and the first thing I hear is "we're going to kick things off with a vibe, we know you love some electronic bag pipes". The what?

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@rPhazeart Allow me to respond in the language of your people. Fuck you and this line of thought.

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@MakL0VIN Guest starring people I've never met. 🙃

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In today's episode of Why Am I Like This?
Couple also getting a puppy: Your puppy is so cute
Me: you too
Couple: *awkward faces*
Me: I meant your puppy but you guys aren't bad either.
Couple: *decides to leave*

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@rPhazeart The most me I've ever me'd.

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@beklikesplants You're at least adept at avoiding this style interaction.

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@rPhazeart You'll find someone to love your little thing buddy.

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@Nerapi89 Well we got one in 2020, the other just Thursday.

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So for anyone who was curious about the announcement last night, we've added this cutie to the family.

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@beklikesplants Do you still have the Windows sweater?