Max (he/him)

my main personality traits include liking the color green and being queer

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

They really let babies fly for free just because they can sit on your lap but when I try to do that I'm "distracting the pilot" and "not supposed to be in the cockpit"

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

One thing about spending a lot of time with me is that it's only a matter of time until I turn your trash into a biohazard (I have frequent nosebleeds)

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

For my friends who don't frequent the 'gram, look how cute my girlfriend and I are (we just celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday)

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

@jordanvc__ Fuck yeah I did! And I'm doing the gel so since it's daily I think they're a little stricter about it

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

Pretty transphobic that I have to wait until tomorrow to take my first dose of T because you're supposed to use it in the morning but I didn't get to pick it up from the pharmacy until the evening

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

If you're not gay or trans you should get the gay and trans people in your life (me) gifts for pride month

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

There is so little I wouldn't do for a green vespa

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

I think what the jurassic park movies fail to realize is that, in real life, at some point someone would come up with the idea to nuke the dinosaurs

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

I need my weighted blanket to be even heavier

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

Who's dad's are these at the club??? They keep multiplying

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

@thefakerwalton 💕💕💕

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

Got my official documentation back for it today baybeeee

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

Oh right, while it's still trans day of visibility.
Ahem. Hi, I'm Max, I'm trans, and you're watching the Disney channel

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

Man I love the carwash

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

Pet birds don't claw your eyes out of violence, pet birds just accidentally fly into your face because they're used to you having glasses to perch on but today you're not wearing your glasses

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

✨️Aged to perfection✨️ (the soda I opened, took one sip and then let sit in the fridge for weeks to go flat because carbonation makes my tummy feel icky)

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

One of 4 people who voted, voted correctly so that's validation enough for me

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

No, because I can't be the only one
(Clementine = c, orange = o)

[Ben McEntee @benmce_art]

30 minute speedpaints!!

[Max (he/him) @ToastBoyTweets]

No, because I can't be the only one
(Clementine = c, orange = o)