ToasterBath

I practice the demonic arts of parkour and ice skating. I long for a bath with a friendly toaster.

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You can tell a lot about a person just by the ads they get.

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@ChelseaNoggler1 ToasterBath agrees

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@username_cody27 Fuck people, im switching to robots

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@KocherAndrew That’s a sign of severe autism

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@KocherAndrew Nobody cares! Shut your ass up with some toast!

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@devynsink Lines are drawn to be crossed

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@kmmg_43 Cancer will fuck back

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@KocherAndrew Life is easier if you aren’t involved in it you dipshit. Quit tweeting gay shit

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@devynsink Can I interest you in a toaster. They can help you as long as you have access to a bath

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Walking is just an upside down handstand

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@KocherAndrew You can sing better if you take your favorite rubber ducky and your shiniest toaster and have a nice friendly bath with them

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@KocherAndrew ToasterBath don’t want your pity bitch

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@KocherAndrew List:
1. Breath oxygen
2. Don’t forget number 1
3. Drink... liquids
4. Give accurate responses I things
5. Tweet some gay shit
ToasterBath loves you

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@Hopeless1785 There should be a game that teaches you chem shit and you have to be to be good to progress.

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My insults consist of me calling people out for doing shitty things I do on a daily basis.

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I’ve found that when sober, I prefer solitude, but on cocaine I’m never alone.

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@KocherAndrew Don’t follow a pack, but provide a wolf