Toaster

My name is Toaster, I'm not a cylon. I'm a labradoodle puppy belonging to @kevinrose & @summertomato. Cutest Dog in SF 2011. Packers & Lakers rule, Jets suck.

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

The apocalypse is upon us https://t.co/niDQTmHUqZ

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@dburka @jonrohan @BenjaminCoe I have vowed to deport all raccoons from the US! We must unite to protect America from hostile takeover!

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

“What's going on in this photo” is one of the many questions you can ask @KevinRose tomorrow https://t.co/wHQS6gPpNb

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@Beckersmomma it’s all about the haircut. Down with doggie mustaches!

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

I see you adopted pet coon @tferriss. Very clever.

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

My new favorite grocery store, ya know http://t.co/4aEs83OCA0

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@adholden panda coon has tricked you, gypsy.

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@adholden Coons? Makes sense, Gypsy.

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@ZoeyTrippe Happy birfday you dirty dawg. w00f! w00f!

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

Just the right amount of creepy.

[Ina Maria @iaminamaria]

A lesson in melting hearts w toasterpup #dogsofinstagram #x100s http://t.co/8wwqNydQMr

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

I'm pissed. RT @basquiatball: TIME has a list of the 11 most influential animals of 2013 http://t.co/j1tOOqPDl2

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@idntfd (psssst… it's in my bio)

[Hannah Meiton @hannahmeiton]

+ Racoons RT @ToasterPup: I have 3 enemies: pigeon, firework, and blimp.

[Kevin Rose @kevinrose]

Toaster (our dog) was attacked by a raccoon last night, our security footage caught it all :( -- http://t.co/OkKF7zgv7M

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

@JohnsonJosh not a drop.

[Baxter Mitchell @BaxterBlueEyes]

@ToasterPup I'm a fellow doodle. I ran away from my pet sitter Saturday and need your help to find my family. Please retweet. Thank you.

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

Changing my name to Toast Lion. #puffpuffschnout

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

RT @summertomato: I got 99 problems, but my Schnout ain't one http://t.co/RNa1QakVEZ

[Toaster @ToasterPup]

RT @ryangraves: .@toasterpup begs no matter how many michelin stars. http://t.co/asXR8VUeXe