Toast the cat

Toast. Rescue cat. Owned by a vet. Utter disaster. Wonky legs and facial paralysis. Thinks she's a labrador. Attitude problem. Able to catch stoats.

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Katsu - mum hasn’t seen her do this before but she seems pretty well practised at this...#cat #CatsOfTwitter #nocatsontheworksurface

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Supervising home workouts is exhausting! #fitness #lockdown #CatsOfTwitter #cat

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Where’s toast? #bestgame #rescuecat #cat #CatsOfTwitter

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Katsu. The interrupter of work meetings... #rescuecat #cat #CatsOfTwitter #WorkFromHome

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“She’s behind you” - What do you mean?! #twerkingllama #crapsecretsanta #christmashighlight #cat #catsofftwitter

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A cat with expensive taste? Tweed jacket, Jo Malone perfume, Cath K scarf... all mine to sit on! #cat #catsoftwitter #jomalone #tweed

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@lkclayton2 @tabzthecatt Yes, I’ve lived with them for a while - mum moved back in here for a bit, then went travelling, then moved away so I’ve made myself at home on the farm :) don’t worry, mum demands regular toast pics!

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Sunday = duvet day! #cat #sunday #duvetday #whitewhisker #catsoftwitter

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@Chimphands I hope it serves as a good instruction manual for Maisie!

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@Chimphands Toast loves her dreamies snowman (she killed the mouse!), particularly at night when we are trying to sleep!

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Mother came to stay but I made sure that she didn’t get her extra hour in bed this morning... caught a moth, knocked a few things over, finished my food etc so of course she needed waking up. #cat #CatsOfTwitter #clocksgoback #goodmorning #sunday

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@tabzthecatt The first time mum gave it to me I got high on it all night and she found me near comatose the next day...

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@tabzthecatt @EmmaBridgewater Packing my bags as we speak. Double trouble! Mum says I live with her parents now (she does visit regularly) but this does mean I have to live with the baby Labrador who is oblivious to being told off... can I bring my catnip rainbow and Pom poms?

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Chilling out on the windowsill - high enough to tease the Labrador! #cat #CatsOfTwitter #emmabridgewater @EmmaBridgewater

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@theabingdontaxi Do I get bonus points because I made the human run to try and catch me before I got under the bed, then she realised her attempts were pointless!

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Made it onto the forbidden spare bed of dreams. Added mucky footprint. Welcome home mum. #cat #CatsOfTwitter