Grocery Guardian

There are kind and gentle gods, mine is not one of them. Director of Sound Secrets. My thoughts are my own.

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

I got a pocket got a pocket full of tie line. No, get your own, piece of shit, cause it's all mine oh. Oooo OHHHHH ohhhh

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@Lauren_Brandt_ @kate_carolan Reprogram a staples easy button

[kylie (allegedly) @kylieLheyman]

we threw a vine themed party to prove once and for all that VINE IS NOT DEAD

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

Potato. Guess what, the twitter algorithm is gonna boost this so that you can ALL see Potato. #TrendingPotato

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@bluehairedbri It's okay neither was he IIRC

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@indie_shea Can't play overcooked if you're home

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

My camp superlative was: "Most likely to expertly run a show and expertly run to Wawa"

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@Lauren_Brandt_ @IntoSeanwoods Because the air has nowhere to go, it just inflates our egos

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@Hennessy_Shane @Ward_Up_ Alex congratz on designing for film!

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

As a side note, I've eaten more nutritionally complete meals in 2 weeks of camp than a full year of sodexo. So, yea.

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

Day 13 of camp. My first full day off and I'm drinking a 2 Liter of Mtn Dew, a bag of lime chips, and a bag of jellybeans. My 3 meals today.

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

Day 2 of camp has me asking many questions such as: What is a wawa, why are NJ tree limbs so high, and why is camp food > Sodexo

[Bobby Glass @byBobbyGlass]

Paying for mods, huh? Well good luck with that. #E3

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@drunk_law_major

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@erinheilveil @grainhands March 14th.

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@grainhands 4Minute - Volume Up

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

Me: Singing "All Star" by Smash mouth to the tune of "I have nothing"

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

"Let's start a little BONFIRE! Make it TOASTY! Only a little CAMPFIRE!" Chase, standing at the foot of the elder tree dungeon after escape

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

"Oh look 2 copper! This pays for the pants I hemmed!" #ToastDnD

[Grocery Guardian @ToastyBruh]

@sophiedforreal No, I just hate you