Tobi Sale

Fuck texting, phone calls, tweets, facebook messages, & all that other bullshit. I want you here.

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Put a "student driver" sign on top of your car, and nobody will suspect you of drunk driving

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i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class

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If Ezra Fitz was my teacher 😍...

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If you were a cookie, you’d be a whoreo.

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I look at my best friend and think: why the fuck do I love this retard?

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I'm having the best time doing absolutely nothing.

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Girls want a guy who say I love you every night and proves it every day.

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A girl can be your best friend, wife, worst enemy, or worst nightmare. It just depends on how you treat her.

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The only thing worse than losing someone, is losing yourself.

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That fail moment when you realize you still count with your fingers.

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When I say that I won’t tell anybody, my bestfriend doesn’t count.

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The longer you're single, the more you start to think something's wrong with you.

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Missing you sucks.

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She's a keeper. Too bad you didn't keep her.

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I miss you so badly.

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The people with the biggest hearts seem to suffer the most.

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Sometimes I wonder if life is really worth it, then I look at your smile & I know it is.

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If I'm attracted to you, I'll probably act awkward around you.

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Sometimes you need a bad relationship so that you can appreciate a good one.