TOBI

just me

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@VendorsSpot I sew✂️🤗

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Neighborhood kid: Uncle good evening

Me: Howfar bad boy .

[Mr. TeeProf @MTeeprof]

@oku_yungx Real leaders build bridges but gatekeepers build bottlenecks 🤗
But the difference becomes obvious over time ✌️

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

This early morning 😂💔

[Nickyy 😔 @Replay_remix]

If you're owing airtime and you want to buy data, don't buy it to your number directly.
Select the "Buy for others" option then enter your number, you won't get deducted.

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@_IAMGlory__ I disagree with you🙂‍↔️

[UKEEH✨️💫 @_IAMGlory__]

Wait, is it that my tweet don’t get to you people’s TL 🥺

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Anigilaje Omo Morenike Asabi Anjonu Elere🐐

[Smitty🥇 @Smitty_xyz]

Ok listen to me VERY carefully

1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"

2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out

3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life

4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you

5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you

6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to

7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.

8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents

9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.

10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work

11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.

12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.

13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"

14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.

15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back

FIN

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I dislike most of you.

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@kayda_001 Happy birthday bro

[KAYDA @kayda_001]

In as much as your mama no wish another person pikin bad, your own no go spoil .

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@kayda_001 @GuyMr10 I understand your perspective boss.
Fb?

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@kayda_001 @GuyMr10 It's self respect please

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@YKoluwaseun9 You are not making good use of your dumbbells

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Person wey go tear GLE for december fit no get anything for aza now

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

@abazwhyllzz E con be like say na food una go chop for this china wey una go

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Once girl don dey make you smile on text, block her immediately. Women are not funny people

[TOBI @Tobi_threads]

This bastard too,e dey even ambush person, we had one on our street then ,If you win am today and you chase it away tomorrow or the next time you are passing by it will literally hide and attack the person, this fowl na terrorist 😹

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Monkeys and turkeys are the same thing. If you stand your ground and show dominance, they won't trouble you. In fact, they WILL respect you

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Monkeys and turkeys are the same thing. If you stand your ground and show dominance, they won't trouble you. In fact, they WILL respect you

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

If you're seeing this tweet, it means you're due for a big blessing