Jimothy Juniorson

unvaccinated cis white male

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Can amish people motorboat bitches, or do they have to rowboat them?
#díadelamadre #CubaEsRevolución

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Some people just love doing tricks on it #butchdyke

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Instead of deporting all the illegals, we should start a program where if they hunt down 5 child predators they can get their papers. We can call it alien vs predator.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Me and the boys getting fagpregnant tonight. Catch us in the clinic tomorrow getting boybortions. @realDonaldTrump

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Fun fact about bacon:

People who eat bacon are less likely to marry a 12 year old.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

If you’re not drinking a 30 rack with me, I can only assume you’re drinking a 30 rack against me. @NicholasBoehler

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Hate to say it but I just got the call. I’m fired. I was the wilderness DEI director for the EPA. The frogs will no longer be gay.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Been spending money like it’s COD zombies. All I buy is guns and percs.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

I took her to my attic Anne I Franked it

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is being hospitalized after tripping going down marble stairs, taking a hard fall, and fracturing her hip, per NYP.

Her portfolio is at all time highs.

Her option trades are up millions today, as well.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

I’m on Grove Street selling lemonade laced with fentanyl. Come through. #fentanade

[McStudly, Esq. II @PaulMcStudly]

Did I just get an ad for an engagement ring?!?!? Only thing I plan on engaging in is drugs and whores.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

I piss on cis… gender pussys

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions.

The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Get in, folks.

We’re going to lunch.

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Pro tip. Go to Home Depot in a hoodie and covid mask and buy expanding foam with cash. Then fill all the parking meters in your town with the stuff. #freeparking #joebidenisaclone #CIAisGAY

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

My boy a BD on fuckin Lamron #extrapercentformyshooter #glockinmysock #strapinmycap #blammieinmysammie @ElliottFreer

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

What do you call taking a T-Marry bowl on an Indo board?

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

https://t.co/DKumNxifK2 Definitely the top album of this decade. Worth a listen for sure @prettyjimmy1094 @leedoctor843

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

The term American is unfair against all others living in the many countries across north and South America. #staywoke #joebiden #USCitizen

[Jimothy Juniorson @TobinTheThird]

Been thinking about woke language recently and I concure that we ban the term “walk in hours” as it does not include the many disabled people of America! #staywoke #joebiden