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Prep for running DnD tonight or procrastinate and then wing it like usual?

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@MissMintyTTV I liked zelda despite not being a mute elf vandal breaking every pot and mowing yards

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@comfyvampy as to why sometimes the bear has no ass

it used "ass attack" on you

You interrupted the attack, literally kicking its ass

you kicked it's ass right off into the ether

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@Portergauge shout his name loudly, jump the wrong direction, miss a skillshot, and blame your team when you die

that's how it works in HoTS anyhow

ez

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@Foxytocinn showing this to my mother who still enjoys Tetris on the gray brick gameboy

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@turbomander Jaywalking will not be tolerated here

(also I don't think that works anymore in 5.5)

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@DapperDomo They literally explain his power in the film, killing him two seconds later was complete nonsense

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@de3dsoul

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@nyaraVT He's been sober for awhile now which also helps

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God of War actor is a HUGE DnD personality, glad to see her get more work after Daredevil

https://t.co/XAABZmuXkO

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@MissMintyTTV Pro tip for those receiving prostate exams...get a doctor with small hands 👈

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@onyxicca I bring my hand-eye coordination into games...bad enough to be considered a crime in some places

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@Seaabastian The version of me from a few decades ago has some thoughts

To live in your generation of men would be so incredibly easy in some ways and infinitely harder in others

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@Seaabastian Actual men (not to be confused with the trainwreck of replies in this thread) enjoy ladies in their games/shows

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Gently explaining how sexuality worked in ancient Greek times/places and watching the smelliest internet "men" fall apart clutching their "Spartan" body pillows

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@fearmeitsbre Objectively correct take

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I'm never leaving this place

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@gaysodalover Wrathion helps Anduin recover from trauma and Anduin helps Wrathion stop running pyramid schemes and other assorted crime

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@Skoll_Shorties Gazlowe is always the correct choice

Humans are stinky