If you’re a full time runner, aka running influencer or content creator, and you don’t have another full time job, how can you be so bang average at running?
I’m talking about blokes who can’t break 40 mins for 10k or women who can’t break 1:45 for a half mara
Mind boggling
Difference between me and you, that I cleaned top list in my division, moved to next, but you ran away from two contenders who had consecutive 5-9 wins in FW division. You are nobody in LW division, just a big mouth from Spain with nice haircut. Go get one W, and we can talk boy
A group of 150 Southend United fans hired a ‘party boat’ to take them down The Thames to their match away to Sutton on Saturday, and they soon noticed that an American tourist called Evan was sitting quietly by himself, so they asked him if he was OK. It turned out that he had got on the boat by accident and thought he was doing a sightseeing tour of London 😂😂😂
They instantly adopted him as a new Shrimper, got the beers in, and even gave him a ticket to the match that ended 1-1. If you kept hearing the chant ‘Evan is a Shrimper’ on the radio - now you know why!
📸 Andy Ward
I bought like 10 turtlenecks so I wouldn’t have to think about what to wear to work every day. During a meeting, someone just asked “do you have any updates Steve Jobs?” I’m going to HR
🕋| DEVELOPMENTS
A new chapter for the club as we reveal our designs for the upgraded changing rooms.
With enhanced ground grading requirements, our thanks to Smith Group who have been part of the planning proposals.
Find out more at Friday’s Fan’s Forum!
#COYH ⚫️⚪️