Toby Chiang

Barely on this platform these days.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

#BBCOurNextPM #BBCDebate

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

Just wrote a #joke:

Did you hear about the administrator's crisis at the cured-meat factory?

It was more to delegate.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

@LucyStevoJSY @cassyjsy I saw a great line from a comedian recently about this issue. His conclusion was that women were discouraged from having pockets because they would simply 'fill them with votes and contraception'.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

@LucyStevoJSY Excellent! I'm glad the good fight continues. Hope you and the now-larger family are well.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

@taylertoons Nice. On a similar theme:

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

@BarronMedia Jettison airplane

[Morten Morland @mortenmorland]

Tuesday’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ cartoon https://t.co/WPdu34h02E

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

Late-afternoon espresso. Uuuuuuuuuge mistake.

[Emily Chiang @em_chiang]

Very excited to be running our first CPD session next month on Authorship Analysis for Investigators! Join us to learn how linguistic analysis can help identify authors in criminal investigations 🚨🚔🚨

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

Presumably so patients would give a sh*t

[Morten Morland @mortenmorland]

Tuesday’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ cartoon https://t.co/WPdu34hxSc

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

@christhebarker See also: ‘septic’

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

@EwaSR Hiding you blood type in plain sight? Crafty.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

Minnesota ehhhhy?

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

NEW: Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate for Vice President.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

**Googles “Tim Walz”**
#Kamala4President2024

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

This packaging really makes it sound like the company has put 38% less plastic in their gluten-free bread…

[Maverick @MaverickCenter]

Republicans for Harris has been trending all day.

MAGA is freaking out.

And we might hit 50,000 followers soon.

#RepublicansForHarris are on 🔥 to beat Trump.

[Toby Chiang @TobyChiang]

Why don’t we keep the Rwanda policy, but use it to ship out these mindless rioters…?

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

Am in total awe of this.