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Name's... Rango. (crowd gasp)-Rango (2011)

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

I am such a slut for a strawberry daiquiri

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

All for shitting on the club atm, but could we try get behind the lads that will actually be playing for us this season

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Great to have you back with us, Anthony Elanga ⚡️

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Clubs failed us last year in all aspects, put it right this summer or this project is a failure

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Aston Villa in process of finalising move to sign Johan Manzambi from Freiburg. Newcastle United had agreement with #SCF but #NUFC lacked player approval. 20yo Swiss midfielder wants #AVFC & deal now accelerating towards conclusion @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/UTfbtXcSaH

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Would love to know what specimens watch this

[Misfits Boxing @MisfitsBoxing]

This card is built on BAD BLOOD 🩸

Misfits Boxing returns to Newcastle with heated rivalries, unfinished business, and some massive fights on the horizon 😤🔥

More fight announcements coming 🔜

Sep 12 | Live on @daznboxing | 🎟️: https://t.co/WfPF4lPm20

[Dan Veesenmeyer @dveese]

Late 20th century movie theater design used to be nothing short of epic and memorable.

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

What a fat melt

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Watch the guy in the front row 😂😂😂

Throwing his pint for a Rashford free kick that went WIDE 🤦‍♂️

Should we really be throwing pints regardless for a group stage game against Panama?? 🤔

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Genuinely retarded

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

New safe and legal routes for refugees to come to the UK will begin to rollout in the autumn, giving genuine refugees a pathway to rebuild their lives.

Our new community sponsorship scheme will allow approved groups to choose the refugees they sponsor, taking responsibility for their housing, integration and supporting them into work. Trusted universities will be able to directly sponsor refugees through a new refugee study route.

A new refugee work sponsorship route is expected to open next year.

All arrivals will have refugee status, undergo strict biometric screening, criminality checks and health assessments before arrival, to ensure support reaches those in genuine need.

Numbers will start small and build over time, ensuring the routes remain controlled and sustainable while public confidence is restored in Britain's immigration system.

The first refugee arrivals are expected by autumn 2027.

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Why would you use maxi 😢

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Demba Ba and Saint-Maximin welcome Ewen Jaouen to the club. 😍📱

[sum @ss2698_]

Why is it still hard for these lot to understand? We all know there are criminals born in this country. We simply just don’t want to important more from 3rd worlds 👍🏻

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Call me old fashioned but I preferred our country before Somalians started trying to behead people in the street.

[sum @ss2698_]

Just a reminder the UK government advises us not to travel to Somalia because of the dangers in that country yet lets them all in here with 0 background checks.

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Would love hear the pro immigration mongs opinions on this

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨HORRIFIC ATTEMPTED BEHEADING ON THE STREETS OF BELFAST 😱

Graphic Warning ⚠️

Just after 10:30pm last night on Kinnaird Avenue, North Belfast, a man was slashed and stabbed in a frenzied attack, with the suspect on top of him on the ground repeatedly hacking at his head and neck in what looked like an attempt to cut his head off. Blood everywhere.

Hero bystanders dragged the attacker off.

The suspect appears to be a foreign national as he is shouting in a foreign language during the assault.

PSNI have one suspect in custody. Victim rushed to hospital with serious head and neck injuries.

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Meanwhile Assidas will churn out some green slop for us

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

The new Leeds away kit is a thing of beauty 😍

Trefoil badge
Retro club crest
No red from the sponsor

Like it #lufc fans?

(📸 @LUFC )

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Remember there’s ‘British’ people who want to let these in

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Rotting in jail is too good for this scumbag.

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

The fact she’s defending herself in the comments 😂

[Bella 🌹 @greengirlbella_]

WHAT DO YA THINK OF TOTTENHAM

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

@SkySportsPL do something then

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

Bueno y lo de DAZN Italia que coña es???

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Josh the reason he’s going is because you follow him around town

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

I am gonna miss you lad.

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Is there a particular reason our fan base on here can’t keep Sunderland out their mouths, christ

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

So glad West Ham are gone, bubble blowing gimps

[Alex Snaith @AlexSnaith2]

sob on the tees olé olé

[🇩🇪🎾 @TobyDixon9]

Footballs the real winner, justice has been served