Toby

Opinions on Sports and Politics mainly

[Toby @TobyElmendorf]

The interests of corporations and the interests of the rest of society are at fundamental odds.

Everything shit about our country can be boiled down to this fact.

[A Lizard Lady @LexiconLass]

@MistrRaindrop Look at you being all well adjusted and shit, not making mountains out of molehills.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I never understood how people can be in IQ-gap long-term relationship

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

I watched Dembele highlights, feeling ready

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

This nigga Mitch Johnson waited for a TWENTY TO FOUR RUN before calling a timeout

TWENTY TO FUCKING FOUR

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

not enough is being done about the threat of cultural mormonism

[jannel ⚾️ 23/34 @jnnl36]

baseball is literally turn based combat. that means you get into frequent high stakes situations where one clutch hit makes or breaks the entire game. and your friend doesn't like baseball, he likes gambling

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Nick ☭ 🌱 @redf0undation]

person who reads Marx to learn how to better exploit their workers

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

went to the doctor for a check up and he called my penis nonsensical and my balls avant-garde

[Toby @TobyElmendorf]

@antonio_diavolo @NirvanaM1nd yes actually

[Toby @TobyElmendorf]

@LeastHesFunny_ @katefeetie What film?

[Toby @TobyElmendorf]

Sat down inside the cafeteria again today. Took a look at a 10 foot wide section of space. 27 advertisements. I think I’m going to kill myself.

[Toby @TobyElmendorf]

It’ll sat down in the cafeteria today and counted the advertisements I could see looking straight ahead. 23. 23 pictograms of commerce. 23 instances of deception. And I think we all need to get angry. Get fed up.

[❦ @deansblairs]

I forget everyone on this app is mentally ill

[old man paul @allisonargented]

damn if only they hadn't made colour lighting and contrast illegal in movies we could've still had shots like this today

[Lee @futureghost327]

@JoyceCarolOates The push to read FAST is missing the point and seems to be just more the same performative consumption that plagues our culture

[Toby @TobyElmendorf]

@thekillerbluray @Inferno33050575 @erewhonsmoothie The food is ridiculously up charged and the tickets are very expensive?