Flat Toby’s Adentures

Flat Toby, the 2-dimensional version of 4-dimensional cynicism, and his adventures. You read my tweets in his voice. My weird toes are a thing.

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I went to congratulate her for finally leaving nutjob news and discovered this…LOL.

Bless her heart. She blocked a travel parody account. Speaks volumes.

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A #FlatToby & #FlatKevin reminder. BLOCK EVERY AD IN YOUR FEED. Every time.

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@kevinpflynn — just caught the episode where y’all discussed me. Thanks for not ratting out my other burner account.

Long live flat dudes…

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@TheMereDish @LBuckingham

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#FlatToby & #FlatKevin — get thirsty…owned by young veterans

@tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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@Jim_Jordan Yup. If only y’all had bothered to take COVID seriously

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Just so everyone is clear, @BrianFrosh is not only sleepwalking in his own department, he’s also a shitty politician, and a complete asshole. Today a legal brief cited a tweet by @rabiasquared — seriously. What a lazy dickbag…

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Road trip…Virginia Beach.

#FlatToby & #FlatKevin @tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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@brumleybass It was very hot today…

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Yes, I’m in my 90s. Yes, I appear to be trending on Twitter. And yes, last time I checked, I’m still here. Have a great Sunday everyone.

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Tire crime adjacent as FUCK…

#FlatToby & #FlatKevin @tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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@brumleybass @TobyBallNH @kevinpflynn @LaraBricker @reblavoie @CrimeWritersOn You are.

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Not every picture requires the fellas…#FlatToby & #FlatKevin @tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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@brumleybass @TobyBallNH @kevinpflynn @LaraBricker @reblavoie @CrimeWritersOn Headbangers #Ball.

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Tire crime adjacent as FUCK…

#FlatToby & #FlatKevin @tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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True. Dammit.

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#FlatToby & #FlatKevin are headbanging…

Y’all remember The Winds of Change podcast? That FLATFELLAS are living your reviews.

@tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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#FlatToby & #FlatKevin are at The Scorpions show tonight. Opening act, Thundermother. They are fantastic.

@tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson

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@Iva_T @reblavoie @CrimeWritersOn

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Stay hydrated

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Tiki bar inside an Elk Lodge. Check.

#FlatToby & #FlatKevin @tobyballNH @kevinpflynn @larabricker @reblavoie @crimewriterson