Mike Rotchburns

If you're reading this, you already lost.

Alpha Male. PhD. Historian. Legal and Political expert. Veteran.

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@Texans_Thoughts Low S2 plays are killing us.

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@HoustonTexans Not me

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@SeedOilDsrspctr Betting my kids college fund he has a heart attack in the next 9 years

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@Nibiru1000 Easy on the hard R, pal. It's Cracka.

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@HoustonTexans @reliantenergy I've been a Texans fan since 2023. No one is more loyal than me.

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@johnrackham82 Putin hates everything you stand for

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@NFL_DovKleiman @AdamSchefter The NFL is really jerking him around

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@ericmmatheny Erik, you can do something. I believe in you.

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@flywithkamala Trump would've shown up

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@Trancelot @RollingStone We're not going back.

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@RollingStone Sorry bro, go in the men's room.

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@squatsons As a former war criminal, I know a war crime when I see one.

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@ItsRebekahStar @gabe_binder @Sageof6turtles I am very smart

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@gabe_binder @ItsRebekahStar @Sageof6turtles A video is going viral of politicians using is and it was politically charged.

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@ItsRebekahStar @gabe_binder @Sageof6turtles The Haka

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@m_709_j Okudah looked horrible lol

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@berlin_bridge Isn't Berlin where Nazis lived? Coincidence?

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@Iron_Man_Actual They let a woman do it, so he should be fine.

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@KyivIndependent They won't be independent for long if they don't sit and listen

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@RonFilipkowski Race politics is why your side lost Rob