incredibly employed guy

my views and anger r my own yada yada

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

miwah miwah on da wall who tha chicken nuggest of dem all

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

if i were king for a day i would confiscate emojis from my gen x coworker who identifies as a zillenial

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

i’m never gonna be that

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

joe p give us the old version of fighting in the car back i’m begging joe p

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

need the water version of fire

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

hope i die soon

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

no teeth no limbs no dick no hoes. he just like me fr

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

this sounds evil but i cannot w the i wish i had a bag of chippssssuuhh ass behavior anymore on top of the frequent unprofessional behavior

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

coworker dry begging for sympathy presents bc her mom died

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

@tr0pcalfish 5 yr olds aren’t even toddlers

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

coworker dry begging for sympathy presents bc her mom died

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

literally y do i try

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

“and you are not me” so true michael stipe

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

throw your hair up in a bald

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

there’s an inherent irony in my bpd resurfacing in large part due to a coworker who constantly talks shit abt ppl with personally disorders/mental illnesses and treats us like monsters. how r u going to poke the bear and say how scary and evil the bear is in the same breath

[incredibly employed guy @TobyHaunts]

im so fucking mad

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@only_shans_ big pharma loves this guy

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@jezfrompeepshow autistic and that was also my experience. part of the reason i gave up drinking bc yikes

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unfriendly reminder that autism isn’t a “mental health condition” it’s a developmental disability.