Ever notice that men with pregnant wives only refer to them as “my pregnant wife”. I’m going to start the reciprocal. My not pregnant wife wants McDonalds tonight.
Hot take : I submit to you the idea of an energy sandwich instead of a drink. Life changer. Get yourself a @JimmyDean sausage, egg and cheese biscuit, add some orange juice and you’ll be flying high til lunch. #cancelcoffee#cancelenergydrinks#cancelcaffeine#protein