Lots of filming today in the town,
Saw a bent gent jogging in his dressing gown,
He had few teeth, and held his ear: 'hark'
The blighter scarpered through Hotham Park
#Bognor#BognorRegis
Life in Bognor Regis is a drag, chums
Full of mums with drums and no-good bums,
Every night I think what matters,
Before I sink eight pints in Hatters
#Bognor#BognorRegis