Toby Sells

Reporter. Memphis Flyer.

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@JustinLawhead That got me all like...

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@nicholas_oyler @ShelbyFarmsPark @overtonpark I love my Radwagon! I got the orange but I'm loving the look of yours.

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Any Memphis nurses out there want to talk about the nursing shortage and how it has affected you and your work? ID info can be kept anonymous. DM here or email at [email protected]. Thank you!

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@bdriesdm That was a wild ride.

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@ilovememphis speaking of: it's Bigfoot time again in Memphis. #canyoufeelit

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Sen. Mike Bell just hammered Kansas Rep. Stephen Owen who failed to mention he was with the Bail Bonds Assoc. of Kansas. "You come back to this committee again, you lead with that before you say anything else."

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@joshspickler And not a single legislator raised an eyebrow.

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This guy, Jeffrey Clayton, executive director from the American Bail Coalition, just told TN legislators he was in Sacramento last week and joked that it smelled like wildfire smoke and "homeless people." Not a single legislator raised an eyebrow.

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Bill Lee's still got all that HVAC cash stowed somewhere. I'm sure he can afford the $2.5 million for free plane tickets.

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Modern newgrass is adult contemporary with a banjo.

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@wiseacrebrew And not pronounced ad-JECT-tive. Kellan corrected me once and I've never forgotten. ("Dude, you're a journalist.") In my defense, I had been drinking.

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@holly_sayshello "I told him if I say go and leave me behind, he must do it. No questions asked." Isn't that what Dumbeldore told Harry before they found that horcrux?

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@TennKerry My fave was buffalo-sauce-everything year.

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@keithritchey Are you working a poll? Or just pacing the floor at home?

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@ServeThe901 @MemphisFlyer A month later I can report: it was only for you and Mike. Other old Celtic folks may apply but stock is limited.

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Mitch McConell touched Voldemort's horcrux ring.

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No law shall bind those consuming The Claw. — Griffe Blanche

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@firstresponses @ShelbyTNHealth @CityOfMemphis @ShelbyCoTN Glad it wasn't just me.

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@WorkingLawFirm Saw a dude walk into city hall years ago to pay his taxes. Had a bright red shirt on with an arrow pointing down. It read: Tickle This Elmo. Bad. Ass.

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@TennKerry @ATT @Uverse @cooperyoung Slow as heck at our house!