TobyTheRobot

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Today’s #wordle was a god damned massacre.

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@John91076482248 @theangriestbuni Maybe you should actually watch the video.

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@quadcarl I wonder what goes through the minds of people who are like "YUH HUH GAS IS $1.98/GAL!" I mean say whatever you want -- when you go to fill up the tank it ain't going to be $1.98 and you know it.

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@usafwr @davidfrum You do realize that your guy increased the national debt by nearly twice as much as Biden? https://t.co/oftJrw0aZV

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@elonmusk $1 billion is is about 0.015% of the $6.9 trillion federal budget.

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@davidfrum When Trump says things like "I've studied automation, and know just about everything there is to know about it," do his fans believe that? Like he was pulling late nights cracking books on engineering and machine learning, nodding sagely and scribbling notes in the margins?

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@KennedyNation Trump never conceded the 2020 election, even up until this very day 4 years later. You're mad that Kamala is waiting until the afternoon after the polls closed?

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@blairewhite I’ve voted for Harris but I don’t go out of my way to watch videos of her talking on YouTube. I’ve never done that for any politician I support. I have other shit to do.

The cult of personality around Trump is weird. He’s a politician; he’s not the republican pope or whatever.

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@kaismaalej @ryancohen @Dougielarge @pulte @1000quadrillion @jimcramer @ThePPseedsShow @larryvc @Cobratate The company went bankrupt and your shares are gone. This is not hard to figure out.

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@DrEliDavid And his authentic thoughts sound like a child. "The United States launched a targeted operation against the compound" is something a serious adult says. "They did a lot of shooting and a lot of blasting " sounds like a kid describing a Transformers movie.

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@BobMatherPoker @WSOP I've been waiting for my documents to be authenticated since the release despite the fact that I've lived in Nevada my entire life and I've had an account for years. Also the app froze every time I tried to make an account and I had to use a PC. Other than that yeah fabulous.🙄

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@LetMeCoachYou0 @WSOPcom It's truly shocking how botched this app rollout has been. You'd think Caesar's Entertainment would be able to competently make a poker app. The phone-accessible web apps(!) for ACR and BetOnline are lightyears ahead of this.

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Uh oh — only “%d” days to upload my validation documents!

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How is the new @WSOP app so bad? It's buggy (couldn't even register on the app and had to use a PC) and verification is a nightmare even if you had an account for years. You're CAESARS ENTERTAINMENT and this is the kickoff to #WSOP. How were you not ready for this?

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@TeamPrinsley @InternetH0F What a bold take!

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@TeamPrinsley @InternetH0F You're saying you don't think they're actual sorcerers?

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@kadey180 @HeroDividend The joke is that it'll rust, but actually using a little bit of dish soap and scrubbing moderately with a scotch brite pad is fine. Soaking cast iron or using the dish washer will definitely rust it though.

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@PardonMePleez He graduated from law school in 2011

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@StrosHitByPitch It’s quite bad. This Abbate guy is clearly very nervous (which is understandable but you’ve got to settle in — public speaking is your job), he’s fumbling, he’s not answering the judge’s questions even though the judge is clearly trying to help him. Oof.

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@notonmytime9 It’s allowed and not uncommon, but it’s a little embarrassing to be passing notes when your lawyer is on national TV.