Toby Eyre

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jest_Prod Come back to us or I will send you a picture of my arse for company

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jest_Prod Long live the lettuce

[Louis @Jest_Prod]

General election time surely get these mugs out

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Charles has now appointed Prince Andrew to step in for him first if he is ill or out of the country.

That's right, the same Prince Andrew who was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein and used £12 million of our money to settle a sexual assault case.

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@mwarren__ 🤣🤣

[BLURT REYNOLDS @bigdabbla]

Tape measures never lie

[DIRTY DIKE @DirtyDikeSMB]

Calippo up the arse weather

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"This is legalised corruption," says @RMTunion’s Mick Lynch

"It’s skimming the public purse. In the health service, in care, in education.

"In every public service you can think of."

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jest_Prod Don't want the other one either tbf

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jest_Prod Cunt

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Interruptweets She got arrested when I was prepping for Slam Dunk Festival 2019 👌You guys were my favourite band that day and this year too!

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@mwarren__ 🤣🤣

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@nuffsaidny @mwarren__

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Today I decided to sell twitter to Elon Musk. (Thread)

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jackwc93 Croker v Eyre next week down the courts

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jest_Prod That bloke is such a bellend

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@gillinghamjoe How much have you collected now, by the way?

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jest_Prod Are you trying to start a war with the community again!?

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@mwarren__ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Toby Eyre @Toby_Eyre]

@Jackwc93