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Notes from an alcoholic

[autist @litteralyme0]

Successfully wasted 50% of 2026

[Tøbias @Tobythekid2]

@TheRoyalSerf

[Tøbias @Tobythekid2]

@crybabybtzzz

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Holy shit.

Maradona in 2018 on the day the World Cup 2026 was awarded to USA, Mexico and Canada, goes on saying:

“They will do 4 quarters of the game instead of two halves so to put commercials, you’ll see”

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

Norm Macdonald- “You know who I blame are “those people.”

Gilbert Godfrey- “I blame the Jews!”

Norm Macdonald- “I didn’t want to say it right out…”

(Proceeds to tell a Holocaust joke..)

😂

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘OBSESSION’ has grossed over $370M worldwide.

It will surpass ‘SINNERS’ tomorrow to become the highest grossing live-action original film of the 2020s.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Lmao the full clip is even better

I can’t stop watching it 🤣🤣🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

$380M movie studio loss in 1 image

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

The Greatest Show in Television History

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Never scored against Germany
Never scored against Portugal
Never scored against Brazil
Never scored against Spain
Never scored against England
Never scored against Italy
Never scored against Uruguay
Never scored against Senegal

Until Messi scores against these teams in the world cup, I can never rate his legacy.

[(Fan) Shedy🔰 @FcbShedy]

No way Maradona was warming up like this and nobody suspected he was high on Coke 💊😂

[Danna Madridista 🇲🇽 @DuaMadridista]

Diego Armando Maradona si hubiera existido la pausa de hidratacion en el mundial de México 86.

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

Happy Father's Day

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

The reason I’m like this is: