Toby Johnson

#fAYDAF

[Toby Johnson @Tobyvanjohnson]

Question please 🙋🏾‍♂️:
You know when you buy Units online with your bank app (for electricity), you’re charged 107.50. Why then also charged 50 naira for stamp duty?

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“Here’s the important part”
“Here’s what no one is saying”
“This is what everyone misses”
“This is the part no one sees coming”
“Your’e not going to believe the next part”
😤😤😤😤😤

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A thought; the transatlantic slave trade lasted for about 400 years. It ended 159 years ago. i.e. Africa, in modern history; has had more time IN slavery than she has out of slavery.

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“I do not know why tragedy so oft follows after honorable men. But when I find myself without the answers, the answer is always “more glory””. Such a good line.

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@Sideways440 thank you!

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How have we created a world where not knowing is a flex

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Give us gladness in proportion to the former misery

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@ElsaAngel19 Run my non profit

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You know there’s a difference between doing the right thing so you can be seen doing the right thing, and doing the right thing because it’s the right thing to do.

[Toby Johnson @Tobyvanjohnson]

I realize if I can’t trust you with money I can’t trust you with more important things.

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Magento went off!! #XMen97

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@kosokoking Co-Ask

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@BTeetoe S. SquarePants

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@AbidoyeOre Me sef I like jackets and shirts from the men’s section.

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I haven’t seen a firefly in a long while.

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Ramin Djawadi is the master of despondent sci-fi music. #3BodyProblem is giving #Westworld vibes. It should be its own sub-genre.

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@glovoapp_ng @glovo Please why am I asking for my refund and you’re emailing back about peak promotions. I say return my money and you’re not even acknowledging it. Talk to me.

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The land is its own villain in #ShogunFX
Crazy!

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As a member of the Lagos Society of Life, the vicissitudes are vicissitude-ing.

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@AbidoyeOre Exactly! 🫠

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The heat is making everything harder and more annoying to do.