OG T.C

God is forever the Greatest!

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

🤣🤣🤣

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Trump on Balogun’s red card:

Balogun is our best player. He got a red card. I didn't know what that meant, but then I heard that it means you cannot play in the next game.

That's very unfair. How do you penalize him for a game that hasn't been played yet?

I asked for a review by FIFA.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Been a beautiful season. I have to give kudos to Mikel Arteta and the boys.
We have done tremendously well this season.
There is nothing to be ashamed of at all.
Amazing game of football.
Finest of margins and the luckier team won it.
Off to the World Cup!

[Bob Basty @bastyblogit]

There’s no way Slim babes feel the same as Thiccc ones 😭😂 The joy go dey different 😅

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

Footballers date/Mary the ugliest of women. Whyyyy ffs

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Szczęsny turned up to Barcelona’s celebration party with the front pocket of his shirt burnt by an iron… like absolutely nothing had happened. 😭😂

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Made for the big moments.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Aniela Allotey @ani_ela_]

For Sagna, Koscielny, Aubameyang, Lacazette, Ramsey, Cazorla, Sanchez, Fabregas, Ozil, Xhaka, Walcott, Wilshere, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Giroud, Monreal, Podolski, Vermaelen, Clichy, Nasri, Rosicky, Tierney, Szczesny, Chamakh, Ox, Diaby, Song, Welbeck, Torreira, Elneny, Holding…

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

@ebuka_jordan @Chude_ND1 Swears. When life had little worries

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

Oyinbo life no hard atall

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The best matchmaking I’ve ever seen. Chemistry can never be bought.

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

@Thebigsoll @ebuka_jordan how va this stuff tho

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Shave your pubic hair regularly. Why are you keeping hair in your armpits and private areas? Where hair grows, you sweat more. Shave.

2. Change your underwear whenever you shower, or at least once every day.

3. Do not have unprotected sex with anyone whose sexual history you do not know. Show each other your test results before going down raw (if you must).

4. Change or wash your bedsheets at least every weekend. Sometimes the reason your skincare is not working is because your bedsheets are dirty.

5. As soon as you get home from anywhere, wash your hands before doing anything else.

6. Oral hygiene is very important. Brush your teeth, scrape your tongue, and floss at least once daily. If you can do it twice, even better.

7. Wash your butt crack properly. When you are in the shower, spread your butt cheeks and wash thoroughly. It is your body for crying out loud.

8. If you have genital appointment, two to three days beforehand, shave, eat fruits, drink enough water, wear deodorant, and wear clean underwear to the link up. They should naturally crave to eat you out because you smell so good.

9. Bathe twice daily, no matter what. If you go to the gym, bathe before and after your workout. It is non-negotiable.

10. After using the toilet, use water only or water with tissue paper to clean up. Do not use only tissue.

11. Wash your towel regularly.

12. Normalize sleeping naked. Let your private parts breathe.

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

This one wey dey cry upandan go later become gay. Watch.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Triplets but one has already established himself as a leader

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

@ebuka_jordan Literally mehn🤣🤣🤣

[Grant 🍁 @p_99gods]

🤧🤧I thought it was AI… until my eyes landed on those Guinness World Records plaques on the wall. 💀💀💀

[. @Fimiye]

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

[OG T.C @Tochukwu_EO]

🤣🤣

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

For a 3year old???🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teacher go just dey flex!

[GNF SULTAN🥷⏳🤍 @GNFSULTAN]

Be mindful of who u go press 100k Cos u fit no handle the thank U😂🤣

[Zion @zionszzn]

“you smell good” is #1 compliment. period