Tod Sampson

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Confucius once said: man who falls asleep with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger. 🙈🐒🧐

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@ShyamdasMallya @jyoti_mann1 AI slop response, shut up

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At what age did I stop thanking the bus driver? 😔

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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God gave us two lungs for a reason 🤲🙏

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Thinking of picking up smoking

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@DingoPeterson Couldn’t agree more Dingo

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Absolutely chuckling my head off with some peak hour bus reels 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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@dntcareforehead Shut up nerd

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Sydney T3 qantas terminal food selection consists of a Hungry Jacks, Mad Mex and Red Rooster. What is this ass

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@DingoPeterson Pretty cool huh

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Some flicks from the botanic garden today

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Adelaide Botanical Garden has one of the best native plant gardens I’ve ever been to. Highly recommend to anyone visiting!

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I’m on a boat

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Optimism is man’s best friend who would’ve thought alone in a park now on a boat. Life is good.

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Feeling veerrrrryyy optimistic about today 😈😈🫡

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1pm solo park beers are just lovely. Bit of Strokes playing in the ears, sun on your face. I can highly recommend to my followers!

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@dntcareforehead @AlboMP Nooooooooooo 😱😱😱😱

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