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Today In Kindergarten
@TodayInKinder
Real quotes from the mouths of 5 year olds π
Canada
Joined December 2019
39 Following
22 Followers
37 Posts
"I just told another girl she was beautiful and then she said she was my best friend and then she hugged me! .... but then i said 'dont hug me' cuz pandemic"
"If i get a bit of coronavirus on my face can I just shake my head and it will come off?"
5 year old student: "I love the magic school bus. I watched it back when I was a kid"
"I love salami I love it more than anyone"
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Today a kid very seriously asked me
"Are Bananas rocks?"
Me "I'm getting married!"
Kid "Oh no"
Me "Why oh no?"
Kid "I don't like fancy things."
"This is my Thanksgiving Turkey. His name is Chunk"
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A dinosaur"
"Guess what? This side of my tummy is a boy, and this side of my tummy is a girl, and in the middle there's a baby"
#todayinkindergarten
"I can see the mountians!!" *points*
Me: where!?
*kid points at a superstore in the distance*
#todayinkindergarten
Me: I don't speak french
Kid: Yeah, you speak Canada
#myfavouritelanguage #canada
All in favor of office babies becoming a thing ππ
#todayinkindergarten
"My glove is my fingers office. My fingers are working on their computers in there. My thumb is the boss and my pinky is the baby."
#todayinkindergarten
*fire alarm goes off so we are standing outside*
Kid: I am panicking. I might pee my pants.
Me: You're just going to have to try to hold it until we can go in the school
Kid: Yeah its okay I'll just push it back in
#todayinkindergarten
"I needed to get stitches in my head because I bumped my head on a nail and half my head fell off!"
#todayinkindergarten
*playing outside*
Kid 1: I wont slip on the ice cuz I can skate! My dad taught me how to skate on one leg!
Kid 2: Well I can skate with zero legs. See?
*kid 2 instantly DROPS to the ground and wiggles around*
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#todayinkindergarten
Kid 1: Emma, what's your name??
Kid 2: .....you just said it!!!!
#todayinkindergarten
I held a funeral for a cracker so that a student wouldn't cry after dropping it on the floor.
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