Today's Username

...What's Today? Who will it Be? TodaysUsername is...

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@HesDaD - I'm estatic about this account... Relavent and really funny content. See them going very far. #HesDaD

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@Fornications - I see where you're goin with this

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@GusWifey - reminds me of a friend and her husband... Cool

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@GrandmaSAID - really says some good stuff

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#OMGWhatIfDaD just never kep his word...

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#OMGWhatIfDaD - Decided to make today "Company Kids Day" and he gave Financial Bonuses to all the DaDs in the office? Thers gottaB REAPLAW..

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#OMGWhatIfDaD - just didn't want to get up today?

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#OMGWhatIfDad didn't talk much, just sat around and you heard was mom's cacklin voice all day... But he works tho!!

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#OMGWhatIfDaD blew it and gave you everything you ever wanted but not DaD...

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#OMGWhatIfDad couldnLt cook and there was no mother? What if he only had daughters and couldn't do hair...

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#OMGWHatIffDaD... All DaDs were Suddenly Vanished from earth...

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#OMGWhatIfDaD wasn't one of us...

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#OMGWhatIfDaD was Mr. @ConanOBrien himself...?

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#OMGwhatIfDaD was MOM

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#OMGWhatIfDaD turned out to be wanted in all 50 states...

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#OMGWhatIfDaD were to attend same University with me and maintain a higher grade point average... Even become Class President?