Todd Brusnighan

are...are we still doing this?

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

Remember how we all just accepted the name “DJ Jazzy Jeff”?

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

I'm writing Octopus Games. Instead of playing childhood games, contestants have to be adults for, like 60 years. And eventually everyone is eliminated.

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

We’ll be frank, the @Wienermobile was pulled over 😬😬. To help right this wrong, we want to use our platform to bring awareness to the "Move Over Law." Get this limited edition tee and all profits will go to the @NRSForg. https://t.co/ZClxTwVDLZ

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

Keep your standards golden this #CuffingSeason and cozy up with the only BAE you need.

Tweet #CuffOscar + #Sweepstakes for a chance to win our custom weighted #BAEconBlanket 🥓😍🥓 We'll wrap you in so much bacon love you can actually feel it. https://t.co/zhtnMZat4d

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

Our wish list for #NationalHotDogDay:
✅ Eat 🌭s
✅ Dream of 🌭s
✅ Drive a giant 🌭 on wheels
⬜️ Turn said giant🌭 into a Bed and Breakfast.

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

Answer this age old cook out question--hot dogs or ᵇˡᵃʰ ᵇᵘʳᵍᵉʳˢ?

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

@BurgerKing The king of burgers makes a taco? 🤔 Glad to see you're over them too. 🌭> 🍔 #BKTaco

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

This #4thofJuly it’s 🌭's day to shine. We’re celebrating by getting 🍔s off the grill. 💥💥💥 How do you #MakeWayForHotDogs?
👉https://t.co/xqQUc1UAIx 👈

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

America, on Hollywood's biggest night, you get to choose who OUR Oscar @Wienermobile goes to. #AndTheOscarGoesTo

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@MoeninGlory this is...perfect

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

I just entered for a chance to bring home the only currency backed by real Oscar Mayer Bacon, and you can too! Try your hand at #Bacoin mining today. Bacoin is currently valued at 4 slices of Oscar Mayer Bacon! #sweepstakes https://t.co/BRyvCm2YRt

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@ikhurshudyan any insight on what third line RW UFAs the Caps might be targeting? Keep up the great work!

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@andreburakovsky for President

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@MDowse just watched Goon for the 8th time. Still the best hockey movie, if not the best sports movie ever made. Truly. Thank you.

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

Wait...is Cory Feldman the GM of the Falcons? Good for him...

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@BizNasty2point0 totally kidding. I actually AM a fashion expert. Reds, whites and blues are trending. Very hot this season. Ask Trotz.

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@BizNasty2point0 I'm no fashion expert, but you'd sure look good in a Caps jersey. Just sayin'...you know...words...on twitter...

[Ted Starkey @TedStarkey]

Ovechkin would now be on pace for 55 goals in an 82-game season.

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

@NHLWire I ask for Tomas Vokoun to live up to off season hype, Ovie to be an actual captain, and a side of Boudreau to be fired or step up.

[Todd Brusnighan @Todd7805]

Just became the mayor of "sorrow and emptiness" on @foursquare!