More Questions than Nine 4-Year Olds

Trying to create the most accurate mental model of the world as I can.

[More Questions than Nine 4-Year Olds @ToddColorado]

Yup! Finally.

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So close!

[More Questions than Nine 4-Year Olds @ToddColorado]

Leon is a chode.

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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

so good

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

This month marks the final, definitive closure of the Garland Shirt Factory. If you're interested in American manufacturing, I want tell you its story. 🧵

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this type of space is terrible bc the effect is completely reliant on its stark uniformity, which will be completely broken the second a human places, like, a normal book or jacket somewhere

[Dow @mark_dow]

The TL;DR of why Trump won:

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

The man who brought you this is going to be the judge of wasteful spending.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

By far the most bizarre, and incredibly frequent response I've seen to people pointing out that Matt Gaetz almost certainly trafficked children is "lol you mad?"

About... child rape?

Yes?

More to the point... why aren't you?!

[Frida Ghitis @FridaGhitis]

Why all the crackpots? Here’s the explanation, from Hanna Arendt

[Bdubbya 🇺🇸🇩🇿 @REALtalk4uHATER]

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

At the moment, we don't know how much prices will go up as a result of tariffs. There are a lot of conditionals. But if the goal is raise the cost of imports so that people are encouraged to buy American-made goods, I want to tell you a story. 🧵

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

🚨 🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM @PunchbowlNews :

Rep. Matt Gaetz's (R-Fla.) resignation from Congress came two days before the House Ethics Committee was set to vote on releasing a “highly damaging” report outlining its investigation into the Republican, according to multiple sources familiar with the probe.

The committee planned to vote Friday on releasing the report. Ethics loses its jurisdiction over Gaetz when he leaves Congress.

The secretive panel has been investigating Gaetz on and off since 2021.

President-elect Donald Trump announced that he would nominate Gaetz to be attorney general Wednesday.

@MZanona @bresreports

[Lotad @Lotad_]

Dude this tweet is like giga hidden, it’s not even showing up in my bookmarks

sucks cuz it’s potentially tweet of the year

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

Elon is giving an “Official Government Verification” tick to an organization that doesn’t exist now.

This is a clown show.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Well. That's not good.

[Matthew Boedy @MatthewBoedy]

Two guys to run a government efficiency department?