Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass)

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

get in my belly!

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Letting the Trump talk tonight. Sorry in advance to my ex for calling her later.

-Todd

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Another win for gay son

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God Fearing Patriot Tommy Haugh is coming back #MAGACOCK

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

I’m not leaving for the Warriors, I love college ass too much.

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Expand the hell out of whatever the fuck this is #ferda

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

To Do List:
1. Count my chickens before they hatch
2. Put all my eggs in one basket
3. Bark up the wrong tree
4. Throw a stone in a glass house
5. Address the elephant in the room

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Todd just brought one of these bad boys home for the kids to play with. Hopefully it will get them to shut the fuck up and stop asking me to play catch with them in the yard.

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

#43 add jalapenos. Concerns?

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Brainstorming

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Happy Friday #beer #frontyardfriday #fuckafreshmanfriday

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

I might try biting the hand that feeds me for a change. #starving

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Girlfriend told me I can’t crack her g little even though it’s #fuckafreshmanfriday

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Just ran out of beer. #pissed

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

Just found out the girl I took on formal last weekend and paid for all her food and drinks is going on another this weekend. Anyways, black pepper triscuits.

[Todd Diddy, CPA (Certified Predator for Ass) @ToddDiddy]

#noticing

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Can’t skopp won’t skopp #phag

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Tachi Stu