Todd E. Simons

Just a normal guy that is a fierce advocate for equal rights and has a dark addiction to reality tv! 😂

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@UberEats please reach out. Having major issues with a grocery order and customer support.

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@UberEats is sub par to @DoorDash. Classic bait and switch on times then zero help or understanding on the back end. Such a shame. Should be illegal.

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@AmericanAir is great when things run smoothly. One road block and their entire operating system shuts down and you get pre rehearsed sound bites that make zero sense. #overit

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

Let go gladiators….white hat time!! #DNC2024 #iykyk #Scandal @kerrywashington

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

These refs in the #hpu vs @unca game are absolutely trash!!!

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

It’s official, we all need @kristendoute and @stassi back on #Vanderpump. This is how we continue on!! @BravoTV #WWHL

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@united I can’t understand why you won’t take my money? All I want is to upgrade and pay for it. There are seats available. What’s the problem? #unitedair #doesntmakesense #united #Lufthansa #lufthansatookmymoney Lufthansa>United

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

I have never felt more disconnected from @CBSBigBrother…winner…ok fine…America choice though too? #nomaamnoham #bigbrother

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

What alternate universe are we living in? #southerncharm is out of this world crazy. #teamcraig #Gaslighting #really? @C_Conover @Andy @BravoTV

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

Had such a great time at the opening performance of @WaitressMusical at @BlumenthalArts last night. Definitely one of the best musicals I’ve seen!

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

Ummm I’m picking my jaw up after the cinco de mayo party on #RHOSLC. @heathergay29 had the best come back for Mary #stepgranddad…then @LisaBarlow7 drops the fake church comment. Finally these ladies are standing up to Mary! #Maryisakook

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@markrobinsonNC should resign immediately. There’s no place in politics for anyone against human rights. #resign #NC @NC_Governor @HRC https://t.co/kioT3g9Vjj

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

Wait I just woke up from that snooze fest #VanderpumpRules #shakethecastup

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

Halfway through @BravoTV #VanderpumpRules and I am highly suspect that the show will last without @stassi! If you don’t have the #queenbee, you don’t have a show…at least a good one! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@RuPaul, @janjanjan so deserved the win in #smackdown6

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@NBCOlympics how can you switch 3x3 basketball in the last seconds to introduce skateboarding. Uuuugh

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

It’s officially summer!!! Big Brother is on!!
#sameposteveryyear #cbs #BB23

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

@Andy when are we doing North Carolina charmed? I’ve got the perfect cast for you. Hit me up, we’ve got this. #CharlotteNC #northerncharmed #wegotyou

[Todd E. Simons @ToddESimons]

#Station19 has me angry and shook. Such bs!