Todd Faulkner

Actor: plays that one guy on that show you really like. Writer: Co-Creator of the award-winning audio drama podcast @uncannycounty. New Yorker & Former Okie.

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"Who is this clown?" is a great insult because the only thing worse than being a clown is being a clown who isn’t famous.

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@Hertz As far as I’m concerned @Hertz = lemons and terrible customer service.

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Do NOT rent from @Hertz. They put us in an EV (NOT our choice) with a rapidly degrading battery that also charges only at an incredibly slow rate (UNPROFESSIONAL AND UNSAFE) and are COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE to contact. ZERO customer service.

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@Hertz It’s as if @hertz has given us a car that leaks gas and is unwilling to do anything about it.

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@Hertz We tried that and the @hertz team referred us to the same useless hotline that only offers emergency breakdown service. Since it’s just a faulty battery issue, your hotline doesn’t care.

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@Hertz On a high speed charger (up to 350) our car only got 20. We spent two hours getting an additional 40%. On a standard charger (the only working kind around us) it took almost 9 hours to boost it 60%.

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@Hertz So now we have to spend our entire holiday around calculating (guessing) how far we can travel and then spending HOURS waiting on it to charge, despite your #Hertz manager insisting it would only take like a half an hour.

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@Hertz just wants to take your money and then get rid of you. Renter beware!

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@LeaKThompson Voting blue, no matter who!

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@GailSimone They’re the only ones who will exchange her rubles for her.

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@colourmesadder Mostly genetics. And the fact that I was born many years earlier.

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@TimRyan @gtconway3d @AccountableGOP @Tim_Walz And a new liver on standby.

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@johnastoehr #sad

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@RonFilipkowski

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@RonFilipkowski They’re really scrimping on the materials. He is MUCH bigger around the middle than that. #sad

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@LucasSa56947288 Presidential.

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@GailSimone Jean. Always Jean.

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@trekkie1978 10/10, would watch.

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@80shorrormovies Dog Soldiers.

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@historydefined WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!

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@DarkMSolvent Infinite Disappointment.