Mason Todd™

Haters gonna hate cuz Imma Todd

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

😘 this emoji has saved my dumbass too many times #relationships #howtoboyfriend #sunevaknows

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

When you show up to the pizza party and there is no pizza! #lifesucks #flipthattable #pissed #lovemybabe

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

When you call up your favorite restaurant and they tell you they are no longer taking reservations
:( #mywife #sheisawesome #loveyoubabe

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

Sled skid makes a great skate board. Skating into Monday like!! #monday #slay #shred #getwrecked

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

Ride or die gal 🔥🤩 #skurtskurt #RideOrDie #chaingang

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

@SunevaNielson I run the streets!

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

*beep* *beep* I’m here to steal your man #countrydiva #morelike #ditsydiva

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

It ain’t easy being cheesy #cheesewiz #goodgolly #stayinschoolkids

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

Blocking out the haters like:

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/79aPFjvIHb

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Her: go talk to your other hoes

Me:

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

@kenziekeune Lol did you clap back?!

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

@Muegzy I tried

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

@Muegzy Fuck

[Muegzy @Muegzy]

Anyone else have a back up wife/husband? Like "if I'm __ yrs old and no one wants me you'll take me" kinda thing? Or is it just me?

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

@kenziekeune Lol me too!

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

I'm the only student with wooden pencils #hipster

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

I'd rather spend an hour with my ex than go to class today... that's low

[Mason Todd™ @ToddMason43]

@Muegzy By god

[Muegzy @Muegzy]

To everyone coming up to boji for the weekend.

1. Barefoot is not that fun
2. You don't know how to drive a boat
3. U OF O IS NOT REAL!!!🙃

[Muegzy @Muegzy]

Overheard two boys walking by my house.

"How does a girl knows she's pregnant?"

"With a dick like mine she'll know right away"

Jesus kid